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I should have fucking did it now.

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It's been about, what, two, three hours, I'd say.

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This isn't good.

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What the hell am I going to do with this fucking thing?

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Um, well, I don't want to, I really don't want to go to the hospital.

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And there's no one else here besides, maybe Kate can help me out.

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Kate!

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What do you want?

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I need you to help me out.

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With what?

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I got a pretty big problem.

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It's, uh...

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I did something bad.

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Okay. Do I want to know?

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I mean, the only reason I'm telling you is because you might be able to help.

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Um, that's my problem.

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Um, I kind of dipped into, uh, Dad's...

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Viagra.

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What the fuck?

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Just to see, you know, just thought it would be, you know,

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just for a while and it would go away.

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Didn't really go away.

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Why would you take Viagra if you don't have a girl over?

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I didn't think it would last this long, but it's been like three, three and a half hours now.

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That's cool.

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No, it's not cool.

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That's your problem, though.

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Yeah, I know it's my problem, but I was like, maybe she can help me out just a little bit, and then maybe it'll go away.

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Because I haven't had any female stimulation,

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I took it.

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So...

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Well, you can wait to mom and dad get home, and then they can take you to the hospital.

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I don't want to go to the hospital?

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That's embarrassing.

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Well, then go walk outside and find someone to help me out.

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You want me to just pick up some random stranger and have him help me out with this?

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Really?

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Lesson learned, right?

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Lesson learned my ass.

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Can you just help me out with this, please?

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What do you want me to do?

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I don't know.

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Just like, use your hand or something.

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That's weird.

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I don't know.

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I mean, I wouldn't, I wouldn't ask unless I really, really needed help.

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Why can't you use your hand?

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I tried already.

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Didn't work.

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Let me see. I think it's funny.

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You want to... What?

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No, you might be not to see.

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I guess.

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Man, that sucks.

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Yeah.

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You should be more careful next time.

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I'm just not gonna take it anymore.

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So, can you help me out?

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Or?

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No.

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I'm just gonna sit here and laugh.

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You're just gonna sit here and laugh?

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Oh yes! What are you supposed to do?

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What? They're gonna walk in and I'm gonna have to be all embarrassed.

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Now that you're sitting in here, especially.

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I'm gonna tell them anyway.

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What am I supposed to do? I'm not going to last, though?

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That's really your only option.

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Because none of my friends would ever come over in video.

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That's great.

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Are you gonna help me out or not?

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Not.

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Well, you're supposed to be like, yeah.

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I'm not touching my brother's dick.

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What am I supposed to do that?

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You do it.

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I'm not gonna do anything.

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I'll instruct you.

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No.

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It's not happening.

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No?

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Help me out. God damn.

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Alright, so you want me to jerk you off.

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Yeah.

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That's it.

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Is that too much to ask?

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It's weird.

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And if I did do it, I sit like this.

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Can you put a bag over your head or something?

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No. I could put a pillow over my head.

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That might work.

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Just...

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I don't know you want me here.

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Oh my God.

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I need help.

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Okay. I'll help you.

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It looks.

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painful.

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You're supposed to have a pillow on your head.

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Okay.

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So how long is this gonna take?

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As long as it takes, I guess. I don't know.

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I'm really not sure what to do with this point.

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Like, do you use or anything? Like, this is.

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I guess.

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I guess not.

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I guess not.

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I don't ever tell anyone about this.

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Obviously.

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I'm not trying to make it for them.

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Is it working?

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I'm trying not to peek.

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Look, I got places to go, so tell me how to ski this along.

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I don't know. Maybe we just have to take it up a notch.

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Like... You're already pretending on somebody else, so...

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Man, I'm so...

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I'm so gonna get you back for this.

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You don't have any loom.

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Uh-uh.

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Okay.

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You are that guy in class.

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You're Derek.

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Shut up.

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Okay.

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Okay.

126
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Is that doing any good?

127
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Derek?

128
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No.

129
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No.

130
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Okay.

131
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Maybe you could, um, sit on it?

132
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I don't know. Um, maybe sucks a word.

133
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You want me to have sex with you?

134
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What do I get out of there?

135
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Well, you're not, or not already after this?

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It's a weird question. Not answering it.

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I'm not.

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That is a yes, so...

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I don't want to show yourself too, man.

140
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I've already got this far, so...

141
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wouldn't, like, touching me help or something from now.

142
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Mm-mm.

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Mm-mm.

144
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No.

145
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I'm just trying to do it all out.

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I can.

147
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And go on nowhere.

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So...

149
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I don't know.

150
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Maybe you could start at least with taking the top off.

151
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Well, I guess you've seen them before anyway.

152
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Mm-hmm.

153
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That's up too.

154
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Oh, you want all of?

155
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Unless you want to do with that on.

156
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Who's what I'm doing?

157
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Okay.

158
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That's fine.

159
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I figured you wouldn't look at me the whole time.

160
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You know with the pillow back on it, I guess.

161
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No.

162
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I'll face this one.

163
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Okay.

164
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I was kind of starting to enjoy it.

165
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Better?

166
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Mm-hmm.

167
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I can feel it's starting to go down already.

168
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Oh, fuck.

169
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Okay.

170
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Let's...

171
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What happened?

172
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Yeah.